Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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