I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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