you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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