I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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