i think i have herpe
just one?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize