and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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