He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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