Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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