I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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Goodbee
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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