You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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