I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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