Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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