Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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