I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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