you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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