White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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