her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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