im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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