ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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