I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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