Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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