With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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