Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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