After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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