Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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