I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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