No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
