All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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