I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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