Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
one two three fourrrrnication!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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