chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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