So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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