Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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