this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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