you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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