Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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