That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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