Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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