some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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