3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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