I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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