I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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