is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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