i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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