so explain again why im purple
no
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
