dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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