Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
i've created a new STD.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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