Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We need a shit load of segways right now
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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