love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
