well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Please don't give away my fajitas
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
