This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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