booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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