i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
handjob tips. give me some.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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